It started with a cartoon logo. Then came the hair, the glasses, the water bottle, several hundred tweaks and, apparently, an unexpected journey of self-discovery. All because I finally turned the poor woman around.

I try really hard to be a kind, nonjudgmental person. Then I leave my house and apparently become Director of How Everyone Else Should Behave. I’m working on it. Baby steps.

Apparently I’m 60. I’m still not entirely sure how that happened, but I’m starting to think this version of me might actually be my favorite.